Christmas crime and adult onesies

Sometime after Snuggies and before the Forever Lazy, my mom mailed me a present. She was REALLY excited about it and asked me to call her as soon as it came in. The box was small, unassuming, and the labels seemed insignificant. Nothing breakable, nothing perishable.

It may or may not have been Valentine's Day.

Crime is spiking about this time, and the Memphis Police Department urges citizens to be hyper-vigilant about personal safety practices during the holiday season. The Memphis mayor will address concerned residents in Cooper-Young tomorrow about a recent rash of break-ins. He said he wants to hear from folks before prescribing possible remedies. What areas do police need to target? What practices might be most effective?

What other rising trends could make for correlations?

Hmmm.

Not saying this is causative, but there has been a noticeable rise this holiday season in "lounge wear" that resembles prison uniform.

Adult onesies are criminal.